02.05.2018.

Junačka pogibija glavice kupusa

Juče, u pokušajima da napravi svježu salatu, moja supruga (ili žena, kako je to običaj da se kaže), zaglavila je nož marke "Excalibur" u glavicu kupusa. Nemoćna da popravi situaciju, pozvala me je u pomoć.

I onda dolazim ja, "Kralj Artur", vitez čistog srca, zauzimam potcjenjivački početni položaj za izvlačenje noža marke "Excalibur" iz glavice kupusa i, onda, shvatam da je kupus mnogo jača organizacija molekula, nego što to odaje njegova spoljašnjost.

Čelično sječivo noža marke "Excalibur", probilo je pedesetak slojeva, ali je njegova penetracija zaustavljena u samom korijenu kupusa. Nakon što je korijen zaustavio oštricu, i listovi su, zbijeni u slojeve, držeći se na okupu, čvrsto pritisnuli, pa je nož ostao u tom, za njega, sramotnom položaju.

Dobro! Ja, Kralj Artur, vitez čistog srca, upotrijebio sam svoje mišiće i snagu i iščupao nož. Kupus je, ipak, završio u ukusnoj salati, ali je ostao da živi u mojim mislima kao simbol otpora. Čak je njegova junačka pogibija dobila i post na blogu, a njegova "složnost" nam treba svima služiti za primjer.
 

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White rabbit


One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said;
"FEED YOUR HEAD"

People are strange


People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange x3
People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange x3
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange x3

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